True or False?

25 things that may or may not be true about me:

1. I used to be a guy.

2. I used to be married to a lawyer I met at work.

3. I had a quickie wedding in Reno when I was four months pregnant with my first daughter.

4. I’ve been pregnant five times.

5. I have children from two different men.

6. I had plastic surgery after pregnancy and childbirth ruined my figure.

7. I acted in XXX films before getting a small role in an obscure but mainstream independent film.

8. I used to sing alto in a Christian church choir.

9. I once received a marriage proposal from an author whose book was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize.

10. Present relationship excluded, I’ve been extremely unlucky in love: one divorce, three boyfriends who died of cancer, and countless failed romances.

11. I was in the same 5th grade class as Naomi Wolf, bestselling feminist author. We were both chosen to be in a special program for gifted students based on our IQ test scores.

12. I had a literary agent who dumped me when he couldn’t sell my manuscript.

13. I’m ashamed to invite people to my apartment because I’m the messiest clutter bug on this planet.

14. Of the 7 deadly sins, jealousy is my biggest vice.

15. I fear poverty more than I fear death.

16. I used to be a volunteer crisis counselor at Suicide Prevention Hotline.

17. My parents were restaurant owners but I can’t cook.

18. I prefer food over sex even though I’ve had a triple digit number of sex partners throughout my life.

19. I’m a people pleaser, but I’m an extremely difficult person to please (I hope that doesn’t stop people from trying, because I still adore the efforts).

20. If you have something to hide, then it’s the first thing I want to know about you.

21. I take prescription medication for a psychiatric condition.

22. I’m non-judgmental, unless you judge me first.

23. I’m poly-amorous, but not in a sexual way.

24. I’m tri-sexual (do toys count?)

25. I’m a liar (If this is true, then I’m not lying, if it’s not true, then this is my first lie).

Remember, truth and fiction lie together in the bed of their own making.